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Showing posts with label Artsty N Fartsy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Artsty N Fartsy. Show all posts

Monday, July 7, 2008

It Was Colder Than A Well Digger's Ass.


Another try at the Pano. Shot in early December, 2007, some issues with the polarizing filter and getting the sky to jump smooth, went ahead and put it together anyway. It was brutal cold, in the teens if I remember right - made for great stars. Going to do a Four Seasons from the same spot but was unhappy with the Winter shots. Will shoot Summer this week and go from there. Gonna start shopping a Starlight 60th Anniversary Show at a Gallery somewhere. The place turns 60 in April, so that would be a good time for it.

Cheers,
I Remain,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy


Sunday, July 6, 2008

New Drive-In stuffs.

In the process of re-doing every sign out here. Work for months. 

Here's a classic example of the operating I.Q. out here on the lot, I just had to stop and kill all the Power in the North Snack Bar to pull a MASTER LOCK AND CHAIN OUT OF THE MAIN 240 POWER BOX. That's right, if you want to store 5 foot of Logging Chain and a Commercial Padlock, throw it on top of a Junction Box that contains the Main Power, so it can snake in and weld itself to your leads. 

Awesome.

Prof. and  Plastic Coat-Hanger 1 - 240 Junction Box and Electrical Disaster 0.

On to the Pictures and such.


For the Ice Creams...


For the Candies...



For this Brilliant Glow Toy Action from the Hive Mind in Cally-O-Forn-Eye-A...

Fuggin with Electricity,
I Remain Upright,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy


New Delicious.

Here's the new items for Pallookaville. 
It was a toss up as to what the Wagon was gonna carry. 
Corn Dogs or Tamales. Now it will be both, depending on the Festival.
Enjoy.









Here are some shots of the Hairy Fat Boy, my answer to the Frito Bandito.
Thanks for Coming by,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy



Outside on the Lot after the Storm.


New photo. 25 shots laced together and the Horizon is sheared. Not bad for a Jackass. Just a matter of time before I get struck by lightening again.
I Remain,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy

Monday, May 19, 2008

Panoramas




Some experiments with multiple shots. These are upwards of 12 - 15 shots laced together. The Canyon pic was a gift for my folks, the print is 50 inches wide. I like that you can see the curve of the Earth. The horizon is almost 900 miles from point to point. This is Mather Point on the South Rim.
Out,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy

Friday, May 16, 2008

A Lil' More Xmas, a Little Less Attacking the Old Lady.


Me und the Missus' Xmas shots from the last two years. Thanks to Jason Shattles aka Lopez, for being our Yuletime Photographer. I think the recurring theme is I'm either gonna cut her in half or eat her. Either is fine with me. This year's will be no different.

Cover Up That Large Nachos Please.


New Snack Bar Shirts for the Starlight. A Quick one off. The Ladies should love em as they sling the Chili Dogs and Cheeseburgers. Soon the Fryers will be here and we can all have French Fries with your damn Movies. It's about time.
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy.

More Ole Greasepaint Crap.


On Him Being Gone a Year.

I wrote this last Labor Day in our Drive-Invasion Guide as a Memorial to Marc. As we just passed his 1st Anniversary I figured it's time to take off my Stovepipe, think about what a fucking treasure he was, and wipe my eyes.
Miss you Mr. Fenyo, Sleep Well.
I Remain,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Some Old Clown Sheet with a Shitty Claus Chaser.

Here's the first Round there's a lot more to come.



Prof. Jas. M. Stacy.

A Little YuleLog Cheer, Cause I Could Use It.


For some reason I love this fuggin' photo. I don't know if it's because I can almost see his Eczema falling into the Pie, or smell the Fresca over his Halitosis. Whatever the reason, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this most Christmasy of Douche bags.


Here's some adds for YULELOGMART.











Happy Holidays,
You'll see more in July,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Tewe Can Keep A Secret....

Well our good friends at The Plaza Theatre had a Movie and Art Opening the other Night. We was there, as we had two pieces in the show. Pulled out the Pirate gear and the Weenie Queen and myself, dolled up and went the fuck out.



There's Prints of these available as well, 16 x 24 for $100. Lemme know.

Laffo's been chomping at the bit to write something filthy, so that might just happen soon. I'm also gonna post an archive of all the Greasepaint Posters and the other finished book, "Mud, Blood and Greasepaint." Here's a look at the other pirate piece not for sale.
I remain,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy

Sunday, April 13, 2008

The Only Good Human, is a Dead Human.



We had the Planet of the Apes Group Show, "Damn Dirty Ape" at The Gallery at East Atlanta Tattoo and it was a blast. Plenty of Beers, we did Pallookaville and were swamped the entire night, and we rolled out the new Dessert Corndog:


The Bananas Foster is a frozen Banana dipped in Funnel Cake Batter, deep Fried and covered with Ho-made Caramel, Powdered Sugar and Chocolate Sauce. It does not suck.


Which brings us to the Meat of the Matter. I have 4 Prints left of the Ape Army Recruiting Poster. They are $125, plus S&H. These guys are big, 27 x 40. Lemme know.

I remain,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy

Monday, March 17, 2008

Tornaders and CabbageTown is Wrecked.














A lot of folks in Cabbage Town and the Cotton Mill Lofts are out of a place to live now. There will be lots of opportunity to help. Please get off yer asses and do so. It coulda been you.