"Look At The Size Of This Clown's Feet " or "Little Dogs, Liquor, Sauerkraut and Conjoined Wimmen."

  • "Sink Deep Yer Stakes Boys."

Monday, September 1, 2008

For the Love of Pete.

Well, here we go again...
There are douche bags everywhere. Some might be at the same event you attended. That doesn't mean everyone at the event or the event shares the same mindset. Classic knee jerk armchair criticism. But why be eloquent when you can be reactionary? Why see it as an incredibly rare event that many different ages, races and social classes to come together for two days no matter how stupid and offensive a portion of them are? It's easier just to lump it into one pot and wonder why it tastes shitty.
I guess all the Minorities involved in The Drive Invasion and the day to day operation of The Starlight are invisible to this guy. I know my black friend set up in the front row must have been. I remember showing BLAZING SADDLES this year. If that's not a discussion on race I don't know what is. I guess he wasn't there the year we had Rudy Ray Moore at the festival and showed two of his movies. Knowing Mr. Moore, he would be pissed he wasn't black enough to count.
What gets me is not that he pointed out out the few racist shitheads that may have been there, it's that he consistently calls the event racist. Just because one of those dicks is in Kroger buying Milk doesn't make the Grocery Store a Bigot or the Frozen Pizzas a Nazi.

Here's some of last years moaning:
Guess what... A swastika or SS tattoo is moronic. Last time I looked it wasn't illegal - just in bad taste, ignorant and childish.
I also get the feeling that the "All these Tattoos" mindset is bordering on judgmental and classist as well. It's not anyone else's business and the individual's right to self expression. If I had the right to control who could and could not come to the Event by the way they looked then there wouldn't have been anyone in MANDALS.

This is not the case and I saw Man Feet for 2 days.

Monday, July 7, 2008

It Was Colder Than A Well Digger's Ass.

Another try at the Pano. Shot in early December, 2007, some issues with the polarizing filter and getting the sky to jump smooth, went ahead and put it together anyway. It was brutal cold, in the teens if I remember right - made for great stars. Going to do a Four Seasons from the same spot but was unhappy with the Winter shots. Will shoot Summer this week and go from there. Gonna start shopping a Starlight 60th Anniversary Show at a Gallery somewhere. The place turns 60 in April, so that would be a good time for it.

I Remain,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy

Sunday, July 6, 2008

New Drive-In stuffs.

In the process of re-doing every sign out here. Work for months. 

Here's a classic example of the operating I.Q. out here on the lot, I just had to stop and kill all the Power in the North Snack Bar to pull a MASTER LOCK AND CHAIN OUT OF THE MAIN 240 POWER BOX. That's right, if you want to store 5 foot of Logging Chain and a Commercial Padlock, throw it on top of a Junction Box that contains the Main Power, so it can snake in and weld itself to your leads. 


Prof. and  Plastic Coat-Hanger 1 - 240 Junction Box and Electrical Disaster 0.

On to the Pictures and such.

For the Ice Creams...

For the Candies...

For this Brilliant Glow Toy Action from the Hive Mind in Cally-O-Forn-Eye-A...

Fuggin with Electricity,
I Remain Upright,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy

New Delicious.

Here's the new items for Pallookaville. 
It was a toss up as to what the Wagon was gonna carry. 
Corn Dogs or Tamales. Now it will be both, depending on the Festival.

Here are some shots of the Hairy Fat Boy, my answer to the Frito Bandito.
Thanks for Coming by,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy

Outside on the Lot after the Storm.

New photo. 25 shots laced together and the Horizon is sheared. Not bad for a Jackass. Just a matter of time before I get struck by lightening again.
I Remain,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy

Monday, May 26, 2008

Is That Peanut Butter In Yer Mouth Or Are You Really That Well Spoken?

I saw these shorts on TCM about 10 years ago and have emailed them numerous times to see if they would ever be commercially available. They said no, and now these clips show up.
I need some of you Turner Geeks to get me copies of these so I can watch nothing but Dogs in Pants on my TV.
Goddamitt, is it too much to ask to have a Channel that shows nothing but animals in Dramatic Human Roles? Dogville Shorts, Lancelot Link, Mr. Ed, blah, blah, blah. I like this type of entertainment better than watching people. It does re-enforce just how completely worthless Glen is.

Queenie in Trouble:

So Quiet on the Canine Front:

The Big Doghouse:

College Hounds:

Surfin' Spy:

Evolution Revolution:

It's time to get this shit straight people.


Damn if The Good Prof. didn't find these fuckers on a DVD fer me.
Get yours here:
World's Best Comics and Toys

Another Update!
World's Best Comics and Toys is a ripoff! 
Took payment, never sent the item, won't return Emails or calls and now we have a dispute going through PayPal. This fucker is a Thief, long and short of it, 
And I still don't have movies of Dogs in Pants!

Monday, May 19, 2008


Some experiments with multiple shots. These are upwards of 12 - 15 shots laced together. The Canyon pic was a gift for my folks, the print is 50 inches wide. I like that you can see the curve of the Earth. The horizon is almost 900 miles from point to point. This is Mather Point on the South Rim.
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy

Friday, May 16, 2008

A Lil' More Xmas, a Little Less Attacking the Old Lady.

Me und the Missus' Xmas shots from the last two years. Thanks to Jason Shattles aka Lopez, for being our Yuletime Photographer. I think the recurring theme is I'm either gonna cut her in half or eat her. Either is fine with me. This year's will be no different.

Cover Up That Large Nachos Please.

New Snack Bar Shirts for the Starlight. A Quick one off. The Ladies should love em as they sling the Chili Dogs and Cheeseburgers. Soon the Fryers will be here and we can all have French Fries with your damn Movies. It's about time.
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy.

More Ole Greasepaint Crap.

On Him Being Gone a Year.

I wrote this last Labor Day in our Drive-Invasion Guide as a Memorial to Marc. As we just passed his 1st Anniversary I figured it's time to take off my Stovepipe, think about what a fucking treasure he was, and wipe my eyes.
Miss you Mr. Fenyo, Sleep Well.
I Remain,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Abandoned Russian Wooden Homes

This is reposted from www.englishrussia.com. It's a crazy site that catalogs random shit from the ole U.S.S.R. Now that Putin is two steps away from proclaiming himself Dictator, the Cold War might just just have been a head cold. Really unbelievable Carpentry, and Craftsmanship. The Russians know how to build em. I'll post some Russian Space Program stuff soon, it's crazy good looking too.

До свидания

Found more here: Abandoned
And Here
And Here
And Here
And Finally Here

Some Old Clown Sheet with a Shitty Claus Chaser.

Here's the first Round there's a lot more to come.

Prof. Jas. M. Stacy.

A Little YuleLog Cheer, Cause I Could Use It.

For some reason I love this fuggin' photo. I don't know if it's because I can almost see his Eczema falling into the Pie, or smell the Fresca over his Halitosis. Whatever the reason, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this most Christmasy of Douche bags.

Here's some adds for YULELOGMART.

Happy Holidays,
You'll see more in July,
Prof. Jas. M. Stacy